Get off My Lawn!
I would like to think that one thing I have is perspective, which is the ability to think about a situation or problem in a wise and reasonable way. I am able to keep things in perspective – usually, the overall situation isn’t really that bad. I think that is the root of why I drove the morons away. They lack perspective. The fact of the matter is that they are a bunch of grumpy old men who probably sit around all day and yell from…










