Sometimes an Example Needs to be Made

August 13, 2025

I initially said the Dodgers should stick with Michael Conforto, but I’ve changed my mind. Sometimes, you have to make an example of someone, and Conforto is the scapegoat, but very deserving! It didn’t work, it’s over. Move on… there’s nothing to see here, folks. The pitching situation will fix itself, with Scott, Kopech, Graterol, Hurt, Stewart, Miller, et al due back… and if it doesn’t, then it was never…

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Who is Phil Bert?

August 12, 2025

I get some crazy e-mails on a weekly basis. Some are unworthy or unreadable, but yesterday, I got this e-mail with the above graphic attached (which was neither unworthy or unreadable): “I was researching the Brooklyn Bum and came across your site/recent post (good luck with the wedding and surgery).  The bum I am researching is the one shown below with the signature Phil Bert.  I know the famous bum…

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A Little Outta Kilter

August 9, 2025

Contrary to popular belief, I am still here. However, I have a lot going on at 72 years old: … and I watch every Dodger game. I just don’t have a lot of time to post. I am not shutting the blog down, but I am considering a few options…. stay tuned. Last night’s game was great. I loved it when Clayton blew Scherzer a kiss and waved bye-bye to…

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Remember this Game!

August 6, 2025

This could be the game when it all started back, and the Dodgers got on the World Series Train. Time will tell, but Ohtani, Betts, Muncy, Teoscar, Pages, and Freeland all had multi-hit games. Muncy was particularly devastating. Alexis Diaz did not impress, but overall the 12-6 Beaddown was amazing! They needed this. In honor of Max Muncy’s walk-up music:

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Perspective

August 5, 2025

Let’s assume that Person A hates baseball, but goes with Person B to a baseball game. Person B is you… a rabid Dodger fan. So, you sit and watch the game with your friend, and it goes into extra innings with the Dodgers winning in 13 innings. Person B (You) is ecstatic while Person A is miserable, even though they have been in the very same place and experienced the…

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Hey Bill Plaschke!

August 3, 2025

Let me get right to the point: Bill Plaschke writes stuff that appeals to real stupid fans, which is half of the Dodger base. In his latest fish wrap-worthy tome on how Andrew Friedman failed at the trade deadline, he once again displayed how plaque buildup in his pea brain results in drivel emanating from his keyboard. Translation: He is dumber than a bag of hammers. I would never suggest…

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Alex Freeland Was Born for This!

August 1, 2025

Alex Freeland was born with a clubfoot, a deformity in which one or both feet are twisted out of position. He indeed entered the world with his right foot askew, and he spent his first year of life undergoing several procedures to correct it. I think that he has figured it out! As an infant, he was put in tiny casts that he kept kicking off. At four months, he…

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Now, It’s Time to go to the Whip!

July 31, 2025

The morons wanted to see soooo many trades by the Dodgers. Many morons predicted all kinds of trades at the deadline for the Dodgers. That’s what morons do. I had expected that May and Outman would be dealt, and that is what happened. Now, they can get down to business. The morons don’t run anything… except their mouths. The Dodgers acquired Brock Stewart and Alex Call, two very useful players…

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The Ohtani Delimma

July 30, 2025

It is a proven fact that when Shohei Ohtani focuses on pitching, he is one of the top two hitters in the game. When he pitches as well, his focus is not solely on hitting, and it shows. His batting average is .270-.280 when he hits and pitches, while it is over .300 when he only hits. Yes, he is amazing… but you cannot serve two masters! I think he…

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